Lol Chloe…. SO WRONG.
THIS IS MY CHERUB BOY…
A new addition to my collection of one-winged angels. YEP.
His story is rediculous..He likes to break into people’s houses and make them dinner.. beforehand of course he rifles through their things to learn what they like and dislike and to smell their clothes.
Maybe I’ll want to talk to you again, MAYBE. Perhaps. Mayhaps. -Although like, I doubt there will ever be a time when you unknowingly make me feel inferior. I just don’t like you at all. That friendship offer expired a while ago, you fucking sadsack. Also, you’re the one moving backwards. Honestly if I could show you the amount of hands reaching out to have me hold you’d have a fit and bleed something black from every orifice. My wings will always be too small to fly and that is why I must step lightly instead. So excuse me while I dissapear.
Kodak Z760 Zoom Digital Camera
Hans, being held like a baby.
This is quite possibly the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a while.
NGGGGGGH THIS ISN’T GOING TO FINISH ITSELF..
I’ve decided that my best bet is either a graphic design or animation major. :3
Just because both have a fantastic pick-up rate over here, srsly.
Things are looking really good right now, I’ve done a few college tours with my dad annnnd put in a good word for myself. The fact that he’s alumni to the school I want to go to is just another plus, I know some of the professors by first name that I’d be dealing with and it gives me a slight discount.
WAT SCHOOL & WHERE C8 ?
1. Do you shower in the morning or evening?
Evening.. I have to be CLEAN to be inside my bed.
ALSO BECAUSE I WAKE UP WITH SEX HAIR WHEN I DO THAT
AND EVERYONE LOVES SEX HAIR
SEXXXX HAIR. :3
2. Do you use liquid or bar soap?
This yummy cinnamon shower gel.
3. Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Both, My hair gets CRISPY if I don’t. Ew.
4.Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
imagine yourself standing naked in your shower with a toothbrush in your hand
and you have your head tilted all the way up as your gaping mouth is trying to catch water
not a good thought…Unless you’re a toothbrush voyeur.
5. Do you shave in the shower?
…Only my armpits and
junk. I haven’t shaved my legs in like three months LOL.
6. Do you sing in the shower?
7.Do you use a washcloth?
8.Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
doors get ugly water stains
9. Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
No, I’d rather not be electrocuted.
10. Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
At the pool and beach.
11. Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
Lol, yes…How erotic.
12. Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
Lol, no.. How erotic.
13. Do you share a bathroom with someone?
14. Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
15. Do you wear a shower cap?
16. Do you wash behind your ears?
Yes. :’D I clean my gauges in the show.. NASTY.
17. Describe your shower in three words
WET AND WILD.
I don’t fucking know..
18. What one thing would you change about your shower?
I want a bigger sugar-bowl tub. :l
19. What would make your shower time better for you?
Cute slippery boys.
DKFJKDJFDJKFJDJ.If my hair colors didn’t fade. <__>
20. What celebrity would you like to shower with?
OH GOD… CAN I SHOWER WITH GD?
NO NO NO WAIT… I WANT TO SHOWER WITH LI JUN KI. OMNOMNOMNOM.
21. What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
nicole kidman…Think about it.
Or with Lady gaga.
22. What is the one thing you can’t do without in your shower?
Although I’m not serious. WASHING MY FACE EW.
23. What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Slipped, fell, hit head on faucet, layed there bleeding for ten minutes.. lol.
24. What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
I got laid for the first time
25. When was the last time you showered?
Like five minutes ago.
26. When are you going to take a shower next?