stupidamericanblog:

Ana, this boy is cute, he’s also extreamly flirty and enjoys being a teenage douche machine.

Don’t get any idea’s, he’s too flirtatious and likes dumb bitches like Charlotte. 
DON’T DO IT, then you’ll be in the catergory that includes Serena and HORSE, and Emily B, and all of the dumb bitches that like sitting on his lacrosse stick….ahem.
AND HE HATES SAUCEGAY.
go for this guy instead, HE FUCKING LOVES SASUKE

JESUS WHAT. BUT I AM SAUCEGAY, NIGGER.

Lmao, HMMMMM WELL. I hope you’re not serious about all those girls because.. Charlotte is fucking disgusting and just..wtf. I’m still allowed to think he’s foine, and enjoy my pointless leg-bumping while we work on a (NOT SEXUAL. SHADDAP.) project together, that’s fine.

Also thanks for setting me up with a nigger, nigger.

Chicks before dicks.