True life.
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Cory:
"Natalie wanted me to tell you she thinks you're cute."
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Ana:
"Wha-..?!"
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Cory:
"You didn't see the look she gave you as she rushed out the door?"
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Ana:
"I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU." -FLUSTERFIT; EARS GET HOT.-
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Cory:
"I'm serious. She thinks you're cute." -Brings out a text message as evidence.-
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Ana:
"Fff..UHM.. "
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Cory:
"Still don't believe me?"
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Ana:
"NO." -Turns back to doing notes.. SUDDENLY IMPORTANT.-
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Cory:
"Do you think she's cute?"
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Ana:
....-long pause.- "I don't really know her that well. I mean.." -Trails off, embarassed.-
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Cory:
"-Something else on your mind~? YOU THINK SHE'S CUTE, HUH?"
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Ana:
"I-I..WELL... N-..Y... Maybe." -Chokes.- "YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH."
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Cory:
"No I.. -Well I wouldn't mind. Not the point. You think she's cute."
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Ana:
"I...SHUT UP..I don't believe you still, you're full of shit."
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Cory:
"What? Why not?"
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Ana:
"Because you're Cory."
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Cory:
"What do I have to do to make you believe you?"
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Ana:
"-Shock yourself on the forehead three times with juaqine's trick pen."
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Cory:
"Damnnit it.. Only if this gets you to believe me." -Runs off to get the shock pen.-
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Ana:
-Awkward spaced out thinking until then... Natalie has a tongue ring.-
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Cory:
-Shocks himself three times, making the most hilarious faces imaginable. Somewhere between a spasmy twitch and PAAAAIN.- "Do you beleive me now?"
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Ana:
"NO, do it some more..."
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Cory:
"For fuck's sake! SHE HAS A GIRL CRUSH ON YOU, ALRIGHT?"
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Ana:
"......Alright."
Posted on Saturday January 9th
Not really child porn.
