nataleeee:

sugarboneshime:

stupidamericanblog:

sugarboneshime:

stupidamericanblog:

Ana, this boy is cute, he’s also extreamly flirty and enjoys being a teenage douche machine.

Don’t get any idea’s, he’s too flirtatious and likes dumb bitches like Charlotte. 
DON’T DO IT, then you’ll be in the catergory that includes Serena and HORSE, and Emily B, and all of the dumb bitches that like sitting on his lacrosse stick….ahem.
AND HE HATES SAUCEGAY.
go for this guy instead, HE FUCKING LOVES SASUKE

JESUS WHAT. BUT I AM SAUCEGAY, NIGGER.

Lmao, HMMMMM WELL. I hope you’re not serious about all those girls because.. Charlotte is fucking disgusting and just..wtf. I’m still allowed to think he’s foine, and enjoy my pointless leg-bumping while we work on a (NOT SEXUAL. SHADDAP.) project together, that’s fine.

Also thanks for setting me up with a nigger, nigger.

Chicks before dicks.

Dinks.

I’m searous, it’s gross. I don’t know if he had that, but he was all trying and stuff. 
I’m saying you can fap to him all you want, just don’t expect anything from him….or his pimples…. bleck.

You make me laugh. The only reason I’ve really noticed him is that his skin cleared up since last year (What a thing to say..kdjfkdf) and that we talk like boys.

Not fapping to Cory. Only fapping to dubstep.

I sit on a speaker. :’D

WHOOOAHHWHOAHHwhoah. excuse me for intruding on this conversation, but i would just like to clear up pretty much everything that stupidamericanblog said… whoever that is they obviously dont know cory that well at all. and trust me i know cory better than … anyone. besides his parents maybe. you can even ask him.

first of all charlotte??? aHAHAH cory NEVER liked her i have no idea where your friend got that. serena?? AHAHAH she wants his d hella bad , thats it. she told him she wanted to fuck him ! ha. horse? idk who that is? im thinking either emily cause the nose or tayler cause the teeth. must be tayler.. cause you already wrote about emily. aAHAHAH shes just on his d too. yeah he did talk to emily a whiiiile ago but that didnt last long at all. pretty much these girls are all on his ‘lacrosse stick’ (AHAHAH thats hella funny.) and he just likes flirting , who doesnt? hes hella flirty but its not like he wants these girls.

teenage douche machine? what does that even mean?

pimply..? his skin isnt even that bad.. there are lots of people that are way worse.. like me.. lol. that shouldnt really matter anyways..

whoever stupidamericanblog is you shouldnt be talking shit about people if you dont even know what youre talking about..

ana, cory thinks youre amazing. dont listen to your friend. he is one of the nicest, most genuine, sweetest, smartest, funniest, cleverest, greatest guys i know. yeah hes kindof a douchebag sometimes. arent we all? and i can understand why the flirting would make you mad. but seriously, you are special to him. he will be pissed if he knows i said this so dont tell him lol. but really , you guys are great for each other. i feel really creepy cause i dont know you at all lol but he tells me about you.. :)

I FEEL CREEPY.. We’re creepy.

Reading this made my tummy drop I hope you know. Also Uhhhh Stupidamericanblog is one of my bffs.. Just.. NEVERMIND.