God I’m so bored. BORED. BOREEEED… I’m going to go take a bath after this.

Rules;

Post FIFTY random facts about yourself!!! GO.

1. I procrastinate with my own shit but work diligently for others… AND CASH.

2. I have a huge collection of vintage NES games, including a limited edition gold zelda cartridge.

3. I try to wear as little makeup as possible. :l Most of the time none. Blah.

4. CARLY is my BEEEFERS, I love her and we share the same brain.. Except mine is red with little devil horns and a devil tail.

5. CHLOE IS MY BEEFERS, My goss bitch. :3 I tell this girl all the nasties and things no one else will listen to. Fabulous~.

6. Sometimes I really can’t stand Ruzel.. because he’s so sad.

7. Sad people make me want to shove them down, and say ‘MAN THE FUCK UP.’

8. I am a STARFIGHTER fangirl.

9. I am a cosplayer… Don’t laugh. :3 I’m in the small percentile of decent looking ones.

10. ONCE I WAS IN LOVE WITH JOHN PARK.. Now we’re just cool mates, he has a divine understanding of my sense of humor and nerdyness.

11. I WISH I COULD GET MY METAL GAUNTLETS ON A PAIR OF STARFIGHTER HOTPANTS..

12. Those storm trooper uniforms? Yeah.. Hot.

13. I wish I had a Gestapo uniform.. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SEXY.. I don’t support the nazi party, but DAMN.

14. I hate people who look just like their friends…and their friend’s friends.

15. TARA, despite being far away.. IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS.. Ilu! You inspire me and I hope you come out here for college!!! We have a room here for you if you need one. :]

16. I play pokemon religeously.

17. I like going to the gym just to annoy fat ladies.

18. My blog is mostly porn if you haven’t noticed, hence the name.. Child (me) porn (my posts.)

19. Deftones.

20. Steve Aoki and I are destined to reproduce together.

21. I have a dark sense of humor.. :l Uh..

22. I usually am really mean to my close friends, they don’t seem to mine.

23. ‘rd of march is my birthday.

24. Being a lesbian is overrated and I don’t understand why some people ‘don’t believe in bisexuals’ THEY EXIST…

25. On that note; I like both, and have an 80/20 lean, 80 being towards women and only girls who are older than me… UGH I HATE FRESHMEN WHO TRY TO FLIRT.. Girls smell nice.

26. I should be working on a project right now.. Fuck.

27. I am a retard at MATH.. I’m unexplainably terrible at it.. Don’t ask me to do anything regarding numbers please.

28. I used to collect human teeth.. But my mum threw them all out when we moved lol. I never really showed anyone. :l

29.Ruzel is a prettier girl than me. FACT.

30. I am currently listening to blue october, ‘you make me smile’.

32. I have a latin ass. :l SIGH. and big thighs.. SIGH.. Oh well.

33. I can’t teach you how to paint.. I don’t know how I do it myself if just kinda happens.. STOP ASKING ME HOW TO DO THINGS.

34. Belphegor is my favorite. :]

35. Dubstep.

36. My hands and feet are always icy cold no matter the weather. Poor circulation.

37. I have a mole on my bum.

38. My room is CLEAN.. But unorganized.

39. Sometimes it seems like I’m unfeeling or ‘twisted’ as a few people have told me but really I just get irritated with any kind of drama.. or whining… or, I don’t know.

40. I have a soft spot for cute animals and tear up when I see something adorable.

41. Lol, I tear up when I’m turned on too.

42. I LOVE KOREAN MUSIC. HAHAHAHA. OHHHH JI JUN KI~. ;D

43. I have a love-hate relationship with submissive people.

44. Horror video games are my fave.

45. I finished pokemon yellow in my chemistry class this year.  And named all my pokemon after my friends. CHLOE WAS A JINX LOL.

46. Normal doesn’t exist to me. :l And sounds boring.

47. I want to try smoking a hookah, other than that I’ve never done drugs of any kind other than a little too much nyquil and a few screwdrivers. Fuck the hype.

48. I want Kanye West to do more stupid things so I may laugh at him.

49. The heater is broken ONLY IN MY ROOM.. I’m dyyyyyying.

50. I’m not ticklish.. But if you shock me..!!