Child Porn.

Leaaaaaave meeeeeee aloooooooooone. Dead dog is dead.

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:08:49 -0500

Leaaaaaave meeeeeee aloooooooooone.

Dead dog is dead.

Little gappy mouse teeth, button-y nose, sleepy circles, fuzzy...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:32:45 -0500

Little gappy mouse teeth, button-y nose, sleepy circles, fuzzy hair.

I’m not beautiful. xD

PERHAPS LIKE SOMETIMES CUTE FROM THE RIGHT ANGLE. But I’ve never really felt beautiful, I’m not stupid enough to be anyway.

I NEEEEED THIS!!!

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:29:52 -0500

I NEEEEED THIS!!!

50THINGSMEME. (taken from DA. dkfjd)

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:53:18 -0500

God I’m so bored. BORED. BOREEEED… I’m going to go take a bath after this.

Rules;

Post FIFTY random facts about yourself!!! GO.

1. I procrastinate with my own shit but work diligently for others… AND CASH.

2. I have a huge collection of vintage NES games, including a limited edition gold zelda cartridge.

3. I try to wear as little makeup as possible. :l Most of the time none. Blah.

4. CARLY is my BEEEFERS, I love her and we share the same brain.. Except mine is red with little devil horns and a devil tail.

5. CHLOE IS MY BEEFERS, My goss bitch. :3 I tell this girl all the nasties and things no one else will listen to. Fabulous~.

6. Sometimes I really can’t stand Ruzel.. because he’s so sad.

7. Sad people make me want to shove them down, and say ‘MAN THE FUCK UP.’

8. I am a STARFIGHTER fangirl.

9. I am a cosplayer… Don’t laugh. :3 I’m in the small percentile of decent looking ones.

10. ONCE I WAS IN LOVE WITH JOHN PARK.. Now we’re just cool mates, he has a divine understanding of my sense of humor and nerdyness.

11. I WISH I COULD GET MY METAL GAUNTLETS ON A PAIR OF STARFIGHTER HOTPANTS..

12. Those storm trooper uniforms? Yeah.. Hot.

13. I wish I had a Gestapo uniform.. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SEXY.. I don’t support the nazi party, but DAMN.

14. I hate people who look just like their friends…and their friend’s friends.

15. TARA, despite being far away.. IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS.. Ilu! You inspire me and I hope you come out here for college!!! We have a room here for you if you need one. :]

16. I play pokemon religeously.

17. I like going to the gym just to annoy fat ladies.

18. My blog is mostly porn if you haven’t noticed, hence the name.. Child (me) porn (my posts.)

19. Deftones.

20. Steve Aoki and I are destined to reproduce together.

21. I have a dark sense of humor.. :l Uh..

22. I usually am really mean to my close friends, they don’t seem to mine.

23. ‘rd of march is my birthday.

24. Being a lesbian is overrated and I don’t understand why some people ‘don’t believe in bisexuals’ THEY EXIST…

25. On that note; I like both, and have an 80/20 lean, 80 being towards women and only girls who are older than me… UGH I HATE FRESHMEN WHO TRY TO FLIRT.. Girls smell nice.

26. I should be working on a project right now.. Fuck.

27. I am a retard at MATH.. I’m unexplainably terrible at it.. Don’t ask me to do anything regarding numbers please.

28. I used to collect human teeth.. But my mum threw them all out when we moved lol. I never really showed anyone. :l

29.Ruzel is a prettier girl than me. FACT.

30. I am currently listening to blue october, ‘you make me smile’.

32. I have a latin ass. :l SIGH. and big thighs.. SIGH.. Oh well.

33. I can’t teach you how to paint.. I don’t know how I do it myself if just kinda happens.. STOP ASKING ME HOW TO DO THINGS.

34. Belphegor is my favorite. :]

35. Dubstep.

36. My hands and feet are always icy cold no matter the weather. Poor circulation.

37. I have a mole on my bum.

38. My room is CLEAN.. But unorganized.

39. Sometimes it seems like I’m unfeeling or ‘twisted’ as a few people have told me but really I just get irritated with any kind of drama.. or whining… or, I don’t know.

40. I have a soft spot for cute animals and tear up when I see something adorable.

41. Lol, I tear up when I’m turned on too.

42. I LOVE KOREAN MUSIC. HAHAHAHA. OHHHH JI JUN KI~. ;D

43. I have a love-hate relationship with submissive people.

44. Horror video games are my fave.

45. I finished pokemon yellow in my chemistry class this year. And named all my pokemon after my friends. CHLOE WAS A JINX LOL.

46. Normal doesn’t exist to me. :l And sounds boring.

47. I want to try smoking a hookah, other than that I’ve never done drugs of any kind other than a little too much nyquil and a few screwdrivers. Fuck the hype.

48. I want Kanye West to do more stupid things so I may laugh at him.

49. The heater is broken ONLY IN MY ROOM.. I’m dyyyyyying.

50. I’m not ticklish.. But if you shock me..!!

ABOUTAstupidBOY

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:24:07 -0500

nataleeee:

sugarboneshime:

nataleeee:

sugarboneshime:

stupidamericanblog:

sugarboneshime:

stupidamericanblog:

Ana, this boy is cute, he’s also extreamly flirty and enjoys being a teenage douche machine.

Don’t get any idea’s, he’s too flirtatious and likes dumb bitches like Charlotte.
DON’T DO IT, then you’ll be in the catergory that includes Serena and HORSE, and Emily B, and all of the dumb bitches that like sitting on his lacrosse stick….ahem.
AND HE HATES SAUCEGAY.
go for this guy instead, HE FUCKING LOVES SASUKE

JESUS WHAT. BUT I AM SAUCEGAY, NIGGER.

Lmao, HMMMMM WELL. I hope you’re not serious about all those girls because.. Charlotte is fucking disgusting and just..wtf. I’m still allowed to think he’s foine, and enjoy my pointless leg-bumping while we work on a (NOT SEXUAL. SHADDAP.) project together, that’s fine.

Also thanks for setting me up with a nigger, nigger.

Chicks before dicks.

Dinks.

I’m searous, it’s gross. I don’t know if he had that, but he was all trying and stuff.
I’m saying you can fap to him all you want, just don’t expect anything from him….or his pimples…. bleck.

You make me laugh. The only reason I’ve really noticed him is that his skin cleared up since last year (What a thing to say..kdjfkdf) and that we talk like boys.

Not fapping to Cory. Only fapping to dubstep.

I sit on a speaker. :’D

WHOOOAHHWHOAHHwhoah. excuse me for intruding on this conversation, but i would just like to clear up pretty much everything that stupidamericanblog said… whoever that is they obviously dont know cory that well at all. and trust me i know cory better than … anyone. besides his parents maybe. you can even ask him.

first of all charlotte??? aHAHAH cory NEVER liked her i have no idea where your friend got that. serena?? AHAHAH she wants his d hella bad , thats it. she told him she wanted to fuck him ! ha. horse? idk who that is? im thinking either emily cause the nose or tayler cause the teeth. must be tayler.. cause you already wrote about emily. aAHAHAH shes just on his d too. yeah he did talk to emily a whiiiile ago but that didnt last long at all. pretty much these girls are all on his ‘lacrosse stick’ (AHAHAH thats hella funny.) and he just likes flirting , who doesnt? hes hella flirty but its not like he wants these girls.

teenage douche machine? what does that even mean?

pimply..? his skin isnt even that bad.. there are lots of people that are way worse.. like me.. lol. that shouldnt really matter anyways..

whoever stupidamericanblog is you shouldnt be talking shit about people if you dont even know what youre talking about..

ana, cory thinks youre amazing. dont listen to your friend. he is one of the nicest, most genuine, sweetest, smartest, funniest, cleverest, greatest guys i know. yeah hes kindof a douchebag sometimes. arent we all? and i can understand why the flirting would make you mad. but seriously, you are special to him. he will be pissed if he knows i said this so dont tell him lol. but really , you guys are great for each other. i feel really creepy cause i dont know you at all lol but he tells me about you.. :)

I FEEL CREEPY.. We’re creepy.

Reading this made my tummy drop I hope you know. Also Uhhhh Stupidamericanblog is one of my bffs.. Just.. NEVERMIND.

good ! i was hoping so :) lol. i know i assumed that.. i mean im not really trying to be rude.. im just defending cory as he is one of my best friends and none of the stuff she (/he?) said about him was true.. besides that he is extremely flirty, and hella girls like to sit on his lacrosse stick. lol.

I’ve been finding out that for myself, I mean.. My opinions on people should be made by me right? And considering I have a fair amount of exposure to said person.. blah blah.

I’m embarrassed. Fuuuuuh. But not in a bad way?

THANK YOU FOR BEING SWEET.

ABOUTAstupidBOY

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:52:56 -0500

nataleeee:

sugarboneshime:

stupidamericanblog:

sugarboneshime:

stupidamericanblog:

Ana, this boy is cute, he’s also extreamly flirty and enjoys being a teenage douche machine.

Don’t get any idea’s, he’s too flirtatious and likes dumb bitches like Charlotte.
DON’T DO IT, then you’ll be in the catergory that includes Serena and HORSE, and Emily B, and all of the dumb bitches that like sitting on his lacrosse stick….ahem.
AND HE HATES SAUCEGAY.
go for this guy instead, HE FUCKING LOVES SASUKE

JESUS WHAT. BUT I AM SAUCEGAY, NIGGER.

Lmao, HMMMMM WELL. I hope you’re not serious about all those girls because.. Charlotte is fucking disgusting and just..wtf. I’m still allowed to think he’s foine, and enjoy my pointless leg-bumping while we work on a (NOT SEXUAL. SHADDAP.) project together, that’s fine.

Also thanks for setting me up with a nigger, nigger.

Chicks before dicks.

Dinks.

I’m searous, it’s gross. I don’t know if he had that, but he was all trying and stuff.
I’m saying you can fap to him all you want, just don’t expect anything from him….or his pimples…. bleck.

You make me laugh. The only reason I’ve really noticed him is that his skin cleared up since last year (What a thing to say..kdjfkdf) and that we talk like boys.

Not fapping to Cory. Only fapping to dubstep.

I sit on a speaker. :’D

WHOOOAHHWHOAHHwhoah. excuse me for intruding on this conversation, but i would just like to clear up pretty much everything that stupidamericanblog said… whoever that is they obviously dont know cory that well at all. and trust me i know cory better than … anyone. besides his parents maybe. you can even ask him.

first of all charlotte??? aHAHAH cory NEVER liked her i have no idea where your friend got that. serena?? AHAHAH she wants his d hella bad , thats it. she told him she wanted to fuck him ! ha. horse? idk who that is? im thinking either emily cause the nose or tayler cause the teeth. must be tayler.. cause you already wrote about emily. aAHAHAH shes just on his d too. yeah he did talk to emily a whiiiile ago but that didnt last long at all. pretty much these girls are all on his ‘lacrosse stick’ (AHAHAH thats hella funny.) and he just likes flirting , who doesnt? hes hella flirty but its not like he wants these girls.

teenage douche machine? what does that even mean?

pimply..? his skin isnt even that bad.. there are lots of people that are way worse.. like me.. lol. that shouldnt really matter anyways..

whoever stupidamericanblog is you shouldnt be talking shit about people if you dont even know what youre talking about..

ana, cory thinks youre amazing. dont listen to your friend. he is one of the nicest, most genuine, sweetest, smartest, funniest, cleverest, greatest guys i know. yeah hes kindof a douchebag sometimes. arent we all? and i can understand why the flirting would make you mad. but seriously, you are special to him. he will be pissed if he knows i said this so dont tell him lol. but really , you guys are great for each other. i feel really creepy cause i dont know you at all lol but he tells me about you.. :)

I FEEL CREEPY.. We’re creepy.

Reading this made my tummy drop I hope you know. Also Uhhhh Stupidamericanblog is one of my bffs.. Just.. NEVERMIND.

OH BEL… YOU…

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:25:35 -0500

OH BEL… YOU…

Ew I need a scanner so bad...

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:18:04 -0500

Chem doodles.. :l

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:06:00 -0500

Chem doodles.. :l

(via frappy) Squalo in shutter shades… My life is...

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 23:36:19 -0500

(via frappy)

Squalo in shutter shades… My life is complete. <3

Photo

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:16:08 -0500

Lol Chloe…. SO WRONG.

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:15:05 -0500

Lol Chloe…. SO WRONG.

THIS IS MY CHERUB BOY… A new addition to my collection of...

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:03:49 -0500

THIS IS MY CHERUB BOY…

A new addition to my collection of one-winged angels. YEP.

His story is rediculous..He likes to break into people’s houses and make them dinner.. beforehand of course he rifles through their things to learn what they like and dislike and to smell their clothes.

Yes.

ONE DAY.

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:31:58 -0500

~~Maybe I’ll want to talk to you again, MAYBE. Perhaps. Mayhaps.~~

~~-Although like, I doubt there will ever be a time when you unknowingly make me feel inferior.~~

~~I just don’t like you at all. That friendship offer expired a while ago, you fucking sadsack.~~

~~Also,~~ ~~you’re~~ ~~the one moving backwards. Honestly if I could show you the amount of hands reaching out to have me hold you’d have a fit and bleed something black from every orifice.~~

~~My wings will~~ ~~always~~ ~~be too small to fly and that is why I must step lightly instead.~~

~~So excuse me while I dissapear.~~

fuckyeahanimalswithcasts: Hans, being held like a baby. This...

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:55:06 -0500

fuckyeahanimalswithcasts:

Hans, being held like a baby.

This is quite possibly the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a while.

What?!

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:48:58 -0500

What?!

NGGGGGGH THIS ISN’T GOING TO FINISH ITSELF..

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:47:08 -0500

NGGGGGGH THIS ISN’T GOING TO FINISH ITSELF..

Lol.

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:37:43 -0500

Lol.

Nom nom nom.

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:31:20 -0500

afteradream:

sugarboneshime:

I’ve decided that my best bet is either a graphic design or animation major. :3

Just because both have a fantastic pick-up rate over here, srsly.

Things are looking really good right now, I’ve done a few college tours with my dad annnnd put in a good word for myself. The fact that he’s alumni to the school I want to go to is just another plus, I know some of the professors by first name that I’d be dealing with and it gives me a slight discount.

GLORIOUS!!!

Completely stoked.

WAT SCHOOL & WHERE C8 ?

CCA.

EVERYONE GET ANNOYED. Ana's deviating from her work...

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:36:39 -0500

1. Do you shower in the morning or evening?
Evening.. I have to be CLEAN to be inside my bed.
ALSO BECAUSE I WAKE UP WITH SEX HAIR WHEN I DO THAT
AND EVERYONE LOVES SEX HAIR
EVERYONE

SEXXXX HAIR. :3

2. Do you use liquid or bar soap?
This yummy cinnamon shower gel.

3. Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Both, My hair gets CRISPY if I don’t. Ew.

4.Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
No, lol.

imagine yourself standing naked in your shower with a toothbrush in your hand
and you have your head tilted all the way up as your gaping mouth is trying to catch water

not a good thought…Unless you’re a toothbrush voyeur.

5. Do you shave in the shower?
…Only my armpits and ~~junk~~. I haven’t shaved my legs in like three months LOL.

6. Do you sing in the shower?
Maroon 5.

7.Do you use a washcloth?
GERMMMS.

8.Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
doors get ugly water stains

9. Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
No, I’d rather not be electrocuted.

10. Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
At the pool and beach.

11. Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
Lol, yes…How erotic.

12. Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
Lol, no.. How erotic.

13. Do you share a bathroom with someone?
Pepper.

14. Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
NOPE.

15. Do you wear a shower cap?
Ew.

16. Do you wash behind your ears?
Yes. :’D I clean my gauges in the show.. NASTY.

17. Describe your shower in three words
WET AND WILD.

I don’t fucking know..

18. What one thing would you change about your shower?

I want a bigger sugar-bowl tub. :l

19. What would make your shower time better for you?
Cute slippery boys.

DKFJKDJFDJKFJDJ.If my hair colors didn’t fade. <__>

20. What celebrity would you like to shower with?
OH GOD… CAN I SHOWER WITH GD?

NO NO NO WAIT… I WANT TO SHOWER WITH LI JUN KI. OMNOMNOMNOM.

21. What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
nicole kidman…Think about it.

Or with Lady gaga.

22. What is the one thing you can’t do without in your shower?
Fappin’.

Although I’m not serious. WASHING MY FACE EW.

23. What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Slipped, fell, hit head on faucet, layed there bleeding for ten minutes.. lol.

24. What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
I got laid for the first time

just kidding

25. When was the last time you showered?
Like five minutes ago.

26. When are you going to take a shower next?
Tomorrow~.